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May 10, 2013


Mick Jagger demanded penis apology from Keith Richards as 'prerequisite' to Rolling Stones reunion

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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He would lie to his mother about her penis too?

There are a lot of things my penis should apologize for.

Penis Apology has got to have opened for somebody, somewhere.

I saw the Tiny Todgers in a double-header with the Giant Cougars in Grand Rapids.

No, wait...I remember correctly now; it was the Tiny Todgers in Wetwang. They were on fire!

"I know, it's only Cock 'N Roll, but I like it."

Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and a tiny todger.

I'll never be your todger of burden.

You can't always get what you want.

"Mick, I'm truly sorry you have a wee willie".

Take a good look at the cover of STICKY FINGERS if you dare.

you boys can never get over your winkies, can ya?

I can't believe we're talking about the size of a 70 year old man's penis. I mean, normally for a man his age, the discussion would be around problems of leakage.

But Marrianne loved his tounge.

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