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May 16, 2013

OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A VERY ROMANTIC HONEYMOON

Man arrested for 'soliciting prostitute' on HONEYMOON after he leaves bride in hotel so he can meet hooker who is actually a cop

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Ron G.)

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moron

Everyone knows this is acceptable bachelor party behavior, not honeymoon behavior.

he puts the 'Ho' in Honeymoon

Sounds like my ex.

In Kitchen Confidential, Tony Bourdain relates essentially this same story, except that it's the bride who strays, and the object of her attentions is the chef at the restaurant where the reception is going on. Oh, and the venue is out back, by the dumpsters.

Perfect location for trashy behavior.

He's got some 'splaining to do.

That is why the bride should always bring her firearm with her.

no doubt a friend of the Marquis

he puts the 'Ho' in Honeymoon ROTFLWTIME @ ligirl!

I expect a meeting with the father-in-law and brothers-in-law is imminent, IYKWIM(AITYD).

*a little off topic*

Wait and see if Sheriff Grady Judd doesn't run for governor in the next election. I'm taking bets.

His only hope at this time, and its a longshot, is to claim he was scouting for a threesome. Good Luck with that.

Lucky girl. He sounds like a real catch. She better be careful what she catches from him.

Maybe his bride had vaginismus and he forgot to bring the jaws of life.

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