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May 18, 2013

LOUISIANA

Man says truck stolen in Metairie by pepper spray-wielding stripper

(Thanks to Alan Glenn)

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Pepper spray wielding stripper opened for The Clash

Where is the Marquis De Sade when you need him?

Metarie, land of cemeteries. The guy is lucky he didn't end up in one.

That reminds me. I need to call some of my Louisiana relatives to see what they've been up to lately.

So expensive in La., in NYC it only costs $100 to have a "stripper" spray you with pepper spray, and sometimes you can get a boot to the testicles thrown in for free. At least that's what I've heard from people who are into that sort of thing, personally I'm more into the hot-fudge sauce and whipped cream type of kink and pain is just painful.

Seems like if you were maced, beat up and had your stuff stolen you should be entitled to lie about what led up to it all-- give this guy some credit for being an honest dumbsh*t.

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