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May 06, 2013

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

Deputies find mouse in pocket of suspected beer thief

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Somehow, "Are you happy to see me or is that a mouse in your pocket?" doesn't have quite the right cachet...

Oh, Portland.

'nuff said.

What's more, authorities say after the suspect was arrested, his father had to go down to the jail and claim the mouse.

How much was its bail?

The mouse was probably the brains behind the operation.

42.

Added charge: Carrying a Concealed Rodent.

Since it was a mouse, it's just a mousedemeanor.

Ya know you can still work a computer without....Oh, nevermind.

So the big question is was this Pinkie or the Brain in his pocket?

Should have tried to track him down with cats.

Are the police going to get their money back?

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