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May 16, 2013

IT SHOULD NOT EVEN BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Man Arrested For Squirting Sun Tan Lotion On Woman After Road Rage Incident

(Thanks to ligirl, Poker and Samuel Sprague)

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One hates to be crude (oh, really?) but are we sure it was sun tan lotion? I mean, was his zipper up or down at the time?

Jeff! Ewwwwwwww.

Grease Lightning!

There should be a 5 day "cooling off" period before you can buy suntan lotion.

OK Jeff, that pinged my Grossometer.

Then my work here is done, Mikey.

I have friends who call that foreplay.

For once I'm with the Marquis.

" Is that a tube of Coppertone in your pocket, or... "

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