HOW THE HELL DID HE GET UP THERE AFTER *THAT?*
The manager of a ValuMarket says he found 57 empty whipped cream cans in the garbage when he arrived Monday morning. WAVE-TV in Louisville reported 30-year-old Trevor Runyon was charged after he was found in the ceiling of the store.
(Thanks to Greg Snow, DaninTustin, Brett Harris and Sharon [The Minx] Lurie)