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May 02, 2013


Authorities say a South Florida man nearly drowned after jumping into a storm drain seeking a woman's dropped keys — fortified first by chugging a bottle of rum to keep warm.

(Thanks to Robert Mathis and Jeff Meyerson)


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Sounds like a bonna fide real Pirate.

Here, hold my rum and watch this.

Exactly. Although it was probably "hold my empty rum bottle"...

See? Chivalry is NOT dead.

half a pint? that's not nearly enough for me to get so fitshaced that i'd go sewer diving, storm drain or not.

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