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May 10, 2013

FLORIDA:

It's hard out here for a criminal.

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Deputy Gator.

A Florida police badge is on its way to that Gator.

"How was your day, honey?"
"Shut up."

"Ha ha, those dumb cops couldn't catch me. OUCH dear God it burns AAAAHHHHH help, police!"

It formed a perimeter around the felon,

so it was a

circumnavigator

Couldn't the police toss in some animal abuse charge along the way? I'm not sure how to get a gator to testify, though.

There is a saying in state with swamps:

"Should ya run from the law, boy, if the snakes don't gitcha, the gators will."

This will wind up as an accusation against the police.

And ligirl wins the thread!

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