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May 02, 2013

CLEARLY, THEY ARE DEVASTATED

Couple Arrested for Having Sex on the Beach

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(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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It's illegal? Then how come they named a drink after it?

The takeaway: the 53-year old guy wants the entire world to know he's got a 34-year old girlfriend...

She won't be so cheerful once the roofies wear off.

Well, you could knock me over with a feather. This happened in Florida.

Is there anybody here who wouldn't have a s#!t-eatin' grin under the same circumstances?
I'd probably be laughing out loud.

Allen, if she was mine, I wouldn't be so boastful.

He looks like he's a meth-odist.

On a day like today
We'll pass the time away
Writhing mud messes
In the sand...

*sniff* Her parents must be so proud...

Boinkton Beach?

Wait...the officer spotted their junk? Maybe they should have done it there, instead.

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