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May 14, 2013

BRILLIANT

Drunken tourist charges at an elephant on safari

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Dopes on safari.

Signita Group ==>
Goat uprising
Gusto pairing
Garoting is up

Maybe next time he should go after something closer to his own size like a lion. Moron.

Drunken tourist ==>
Unkind tortures
Dorkiest nut runs

There once was a drunken tourist
Encouraged by mates, also sure blitzed.
He charged at an elephant
Caught on film, oh how negligent!
The proof needed for justice was surest.

Well I've got to run to keep from falling,
And I'm drunk and full of swagger,
And I'll have one more Tusker Lager,
But I'm not gonna let that elephant, no.
I'm not going to let him catch the Elephant Charger.

And I'm dumber than the clothes I'm wearing,
And I'm a really drunk bugger,
And I'll have one more Tusker Lager,
But I'm not gonna let that elephant, no.
I'm not going to let him catch the Elephant Charger.

And I'm drunk past the point of caring,
The hospital bed I'll soon be sharing,
And I've have one more Tusker Lager. ...


Now the elephant is convinced he has a drinking problem.
He's seeing pink people.

Headline is misleading. It was a guide who was playing critter roulette.

And since no one else has jumped on it:

You'd like to charge an elephant? Of course, sir. Credit or debit?

elephantine snork @ Omni

max & MOTW, your creativity is astounding!

*waves a lighter in their general direction(s)*

Darwin Award candidacy forthcoming. This episode, alcohol or not, was as crazy as the US tourists who want their pictures taken next to bison and other unfriendly Yellowstone critters. Worse yet are the ones who send their kids out to be in the photo.

Hold my beer and watch this!

The elephant was on safari? Was he looking for zebras?

Al Gored?

Sorry, Toucan play at this game.

Just put it on my bill...

I often tell my American friends that South Africa has its share of red necks. The clothes are similar, beer consumption is similar, the sport is rugby not football, the trucks are slightly smaller, only the language differs significantly.

Was the elephant pink?

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