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May 18, 2013

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

New pants hide 'unsightly cracks'

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

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Oh well I am one of those people that seem to see butt cracks when people bend over.

Theresa - "seem"? You hallucinate them?


Could be the beginning of a blues song??

If I only had a dollar for every butt crack I hallucinated

Not sure this will help with the Young People who wear their pants around their knees.

However, a small percentage of over 55's (7%) admitted they actually felt 'cool' when they showed off their bums.
I have a tendency to feel a little differently when I see them. I really, really hope they sell these at Walmart since the worst offenders seem to shop there.

Alternative: Pull your damn pants up.

Just say no to crack.

As a teacher of teenagers, I see the but crack way too much.

Finally I asked the kids if they wanted to see MY underwear?

They said, NO, and I said, I don't want to see yours either.

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