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May 05, 2013

A POSSIBLE WAY TO IMPROVE ATTENDANCE AT FLORIDA MARLINS GAMES

MOSCOW, Idaho — Longtime church-goer Gert Rizzoli was so devoted to her spot in the pew at Featherside Congregational church that when she passed away last month, her family received permission to bronze her body and set it in the pew. Now, to the consternation of some church members, her body is permanently located in the aisle seat she occupied every Sunday for forty years.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Having quick access to the bathroom always gives me a sense of deep spiritual comfort, too.

Hope they saved her a place in the Fellowship Room too.

She only won bronze. Where do the gold and silver winners get to sit?

*Snork* at Dave. Not to mention the Tampa Bay Rays.

She'll probably be a little slow in passing the collection plate, though.

What an interesting approach to take. Thanks for sharing.

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