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May 29, 2013

A FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Driver drove drunk while having sex, crashed, hid behind cactus

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby and Jeff Meyerson)

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Joe Friday never had a call like this. Maybe those CHiPS dudes, but not Joe Friday.

He later told Police he was conducting research for the Donald Trump campaign.

I would hate to have peaked at that age.

...but a witness grabbed his keys from the ignition.

IYKWIM. Wink Wink Nudge

Horny, now thorny.

The one I sent in had more salacious details and a picture of the stud genius.

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