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May 17, 2013

RIDLEY UPDATE

Ridley has a new thriller. Choke Point, coming out June 4. Buy it, or he will kill you.

CSI: KRAKOW

Polish police probe Portaloo prank

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

Pastor Arrested for Watching Child Porn on the Job -- at Disney World

(Thanks to Ron G.) 

THOSE THINGS NEED TO BE REGISTERED

Aaron Sabbah threatened mechanic with large black dildo over 'lost' Mercedes-Benz

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

INCREDIBLY, ETC.

Man stuck in McDonald’s baby high chair freed by police

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Matt Filar and John)

WHY?

Coffee lovers may be able to get a shot of caffeine right from the toothbrush, if a patent from Colgate-Palmolive goes through.

(Thanks to Matt Filar, Jon Harris and Chuck Cody)

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED, II

A man who said he fled an accident scene because he had "bad" Chinese food and didn't want to poop in his pants was arrested on a misdemeanor charge, according to a recently released affidavit.

(Thanks to Ralph)

SEND IT TO WASHINGTON

Australian politician gets in scuffle with kangaroo

(Thanks to Ralph, and Chuck Cody)

WELL THAT'S A RELIEF

It looks like porn studios have finally figured out a way to integrate Google Glass into their shoots.

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

WORKING ON HIS CORE

Man Takes Dump In Background Of Instructional Workout Video

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Investigators said Allison rubbed a packaged stick of pepperoni on his exposed penis inside the Hannaford store at the St. Lawrence Plaza.

(Thanks to Matt Filar and Unholy Slacker)

WHY WE SHOULD LEAVE THE INTERNET TO THE YOUNG

A social media gaffe has left the West Australian Minister for Education red-faced after it emerged he "Liked" a Facebook photograph of a teenager exposing his genitals.

(Thanks to Bill Moore)

OK BY US

Time to say 'Ta-ta' to the bra?

(Thanks to Tash)

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Georgia Man Burns Down Neighbor's House Over Unkempt Lawn

(Thanks to Ron G. and Jeffrey Brown)

CUTTING OUT THE MIDDLEMAN

Detroit business paid employees with crack

(Thanks to Ron G.)

CLASSY!

I’ve entered my unborn baby in a beauty pageant

(Thanks to Ron G.)

TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE

A South Carolina state representative's lawyer said a rock in his shoe explains why Rep. Ted Vick was walking funny, catching the attention of an officer who eventually arrested him for DUI, his second such charge in less than a year.

(Thanks to Vernon Bowen)

THERE IS GREAT MUSIC...

...and then there is this.

(Thanks to manual tomato)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Tasked with finding some way, any way to get people excited for Iron Man 3, the manager of a movie theater in Jefferson City, Missouri, hit upon the idea of having people dressed in full tactical gear and carrying what appeared to be assault weapons storm the screening

(Thanks to Sharon Chapman)

 
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