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May 16, 2013

SUMMERTIME!

Poop Prevalent in Public Pools, CDC Says

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

HOW GUYS BOWL

Thusly.

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

THAT'S A TWO-DAY SUPPLY FOR OUR HOUSE

Venezuela hopes to wipe out toilet paper shortage by importing 50m rolls

(Thanks to ersinM3 and R & L Stevenson)

GIVE THIS THEATERGOER A MEDAL

Heroic Theatergoer Smashes Cell Phone, Gets Thrown Out

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

TIME FOR A BENEFIT CONCERT

Kanye West’s Lamborghini Trapped In Kim Kardashian’s Electric Gate

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

THE #UCKEYE STATE

Ohioans Curse the Most in the Country; Washingtonians the Least

(Thanks to The Amazing Steve)

OUR TOWN

Members Terrified As Bounty Hunters Storm Posh Miami Beach Gym

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

The study concluded that tall guys with large penises ended up being most attractive.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

SWELL

Google's new tools aim to read your mind

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

IT'S PROBABLY GOING AROUND AND AROUND ON THE BAGGAGE-CLAIM BELT

A box containing $625,000 in gold arrived at Miami International Airport early Tuesday but disappeared about an hour and a half later, Miami-Dade police say.

FLATHEAD: A COUNTY OUT OF CONTROL

1:48 p.m. People in Bigfork were using profane language.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

IT SHOULD NOT EVEN BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Man Arrested For Squirting Sun Tan Lotion On Woman After Road Rage Incident

(Thanks to ligirl, Poker and Samuel Sprague)

WE LIVE IN WONDROUS TIMES

Use an app to track clean toilets in Singapore

(Thanks to Jerald Nichols)

REMEMBER THE NORTH MIAMI MAYORAL CANDIDATE WHO SAID SHE WAS ENDORSED BY JESUS?

Jesus did not come through.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A VERY ROMANTIC HONEYMOON

Man arrested for 'soliciting prostitute' on HONEYMOON after he leaves bride in hotel so he can meet hooker who is actually a cop

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Ron G.)

FATHER'S DAY IS COMING

Custom cornhole boards.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME

How to Open a Beer

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

 
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