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May 15, 2013

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WHEN NERDS COLLIDE

Rival science-fiction clubs had to be separated by the force last weekend as the Norwich Star Wars Convention descended into a daft brawl.

(Thanks to DaninTustin and Allen at Division)

MEANWHILE DOWN UNDER

Human waste spilled on Great Western Highway at Katoomba

(Thanks to Ron G.)

THEY FACE STIFF FAA FINES

Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport

(Thanks to coscolo and DaninTustin)

PARTY!

A French couple in their sixties got a shock this week when they unpacked after their holiday in Ecuador. On opening one of their suitcases, they saw that their possessions had been replaced by 20kg of cocaine.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

WHAT? PLEASE USE SMALLER WORDS.

Reality TV shows making you stupid

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO RIGHTS LEFT

Police in Flint say they arrested a man on a child support warrant after spotting him carrying a kitchen sink while riding a bicycle.

(Thanks to Renaldo)

AS OPPOSED TO PUTTING ON IT

Elderly woman gets lost driving on golf course

We assume you know the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

STAND TALL, SUNSHINE STATE

Florida man won’t be charged for shooting himself while bowling

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Tash)

YOUR TUITION DOLLARS AT WORK

An Arizona State University student who passed out and was left in a wheelchair in a hospital lobby with a Post-it note to tell doctors that he had participated in a drinking competition apparently put back about 20 shots of tequila.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

SOMEBODY HAS TO TAKE A STAND

Brooklyn school bans hipster glasses

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

TIME FOR A BENEFIT CONCERT

The giant Hong Kong rubber duck is sinking.

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(Thanks to Jon Harris and Jan in Grimsby)

TERRORISM UPDATE

Mysterious Poop Foam Causes Explosions on Hog Farms

(Thanks to Nancy Lambert)

We saw Mysterious Poop Foam open for the Cowsills.

LOOK, UP IN THE SKY!

It's a comedian.

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(Thanks to PJ)

THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR CIVILIANS TO POSSESS THOSE THINGS

Woman accused of using Bible as a weapon

(Thanks to Ralph)

NAME THAT STATE!

Woman drops purse in Starbucks, accidentally shoots friend with handgun

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

STAY CLASSY, RICH MANHATTAN MOMS

Rich Manhattan moms hire handicapped tour guides so kids can cut lines at Disney World

(Thanks to Sharon [The Minx] Liurie, Jon Harris and Ron G.)

PLEASE CELEBRATE RESPONSIBLY

Researchers hoping to get ‘2’ as the answer for a long-sought proof involving pairs of prime numbers are celebrating the fact that a mathematician has wrestled the value down from infinity to 70 million.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

WHATEVER YOU DO

Don't click here.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

 
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