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May 10, 2013

VILLAGE OF THE WEEK

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Village of the Week.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

CREEPING FASCISM UPDATE

Now they want to take away our right to sell lion tacos.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

'PENIS APOLOGY?'

Mick Jagger demanded penis apology from Keith Richards as 'prerequisite' to Rolling Stones reunion

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

DUDES, YOU'RE KNOCKING OVER THE PLANTS

Smokejumpers fighting fires in Oregon unknowingly landed in the middle of a huge illegal pot-growing operation in a remote national forest.

(Thanks to Mike Ester)

HIGHER EDUCATION

One in three college students wears 'lucky underwear' for finals

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

CELEBRITY GLAMOUR UPDATE

Ludacris urinated on Paul Walker's plant

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

iPAD PEOPLE:

Here's an app from The Amazing Steve.

JAPAN: NOT WEIRD AT ALL!

Phone thongs.

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

TIME FOR STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS

Davison woman who beat Bay County niece with banana cake-filled casserole dish pleads no contest to felony

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

WAIT, WHAT?

The shoes, an assortment of stilettos and pumps in men’s sizes 10 and larger, were stolen along with Christmas gifts for women who are the victims of domestic violence.

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

FLORIDA:

It's hard out here for a criminal.

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

An Immokalee woman who is accused of throwing a kitchen knife at her longtime boyfriend told detectives she became angry when he passed gas in her face while they were watching TV Tuesday night, according to an arrest report.

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Ron G.)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Flying car 'for the rest of us' can be flown by anyone, company says

(Thanks to The Perts)

CSI: CHURCH WARSOP, NOTTINGHAMSHIRE

Robber in goblin mask attacks milkman

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

ART UPDATE

The Skywhale.

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(Thanks to Ralph and ligirl)

SPEAKING OF ANARCHY

Top 5 Crimes Committed by Squirrels

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

WITHOUT LAWS, WE WOULD HAVE ANARCHY

Police warned girl, 10, 'chalk hopscotch grid on path was criminal damage'

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

FORM A PERIMETER OF CELEBRATION!

24 Could Be Returning to FOX

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Joe Wesley, ligirl, Joe in Sac, Virgil Hodges Jr., Debi Goobie and The Amazing Steve, who says "p.s. Edgar is still dead.")

 
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