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May 09, 2013

AS RECOMMENDED BY PHYSICIANS

Woman accused of slapping deputy so she’d go to jail and quit smoking

(Thank to jon harris)

IS THERE *ANYTHING* THAT'S STILL LEGAL?

A man was arrested after throwing eggs at employees of the Federal Courthouse in Fort Pierce, authorities said.

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Scott Cramer)

THE LOUT

‘My husband draws the line at having sex with a troll mask on’

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

THE CONTINUING DECLINE OF CIVILIZATION

Cambridge jelly wrestling 'tradition' is no more

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

GO FIGURE

COPS were stunned to discover a kilo of amphetamine in a house belonging to a couple named Mr and Mrs Speed.

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

MIAMI SPORTS FANS

We care.

K-bigpic

Update: The lady has been identified. Whoa. This is such a Miami story.

THAT'S ONE APPROACH

South Korea: Man Chops off Penis Because He Did Not Want Children

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

DATELINE PHUKET

Swedish man and Phuket ladyboy caught smoking ‘ice’

Names We Are Not Making Fun Of: Sophon Borirak, Kokchang Hotel, OrBorJor hospital, Pichai Wattanawalan, Baan Bangjo prison, Roongruang Kwantong, Nattharin Dansataporn.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WASN'T THIS A MOVIE IN THE FIFTIES?

New Meat-Eating Plant Species Found In Japan

(Thanks to Joe in Japan, who had better be careful)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now they're attacking Paul McCartney with grasshoppers.

(Thanks to Ralph)

CANADA: LAND OF NATURAL WONDERS

Python rescued from Winnipeg dumpster

(Thanks to Ralph)

THESE KIDS TODAY

Teen Hit By Flying Toilet On Way To School

(Thanks to Ron G.)

PRESS RELEASES WE DID NOT FINISH READING

Good Afternoon Dave:  Relationships are definitely like a sports game.  But not every gal you date is going to be the “Grand Slam” or “Touch Down.”
 
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