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May 07, 2013

SHE WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT TURNING INTO BRUCE BANNER

Police in north Yorkshire are appealing for witnesses following a suspected assault by a woman dressed as the Incredible Hulk.

(Thanks to Ralph)

SERIOUSLY, THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST BAND NAMES *EVER*

Someone sent Ralph Polnicky a threatening dildo -- and now he wants to get his hands on the culprit.

(Thanks to Ron G.)

TIME FOR STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS

Man Burrows Out Of Jail 'With A Spoon'

(Thanks to Ron G.)

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER

Plague Of Sex Crazed Monster Grasshoppers

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

DO NOT TRY TO TELL THIS BLOG THAT CANADA LACKS EXCITEMENT

Dome-headed, dog-sized dinosaur once roamed southern Alberta

INCREDIBLY, ETC.

Cops: Woman's Testicle Clawing Left Boyfriend "Bleeding From His Genital Area

(Thanks to Rob)

TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT THIS

Man's runny nose was brain leaking fluid

(Thanks to Jeff Tatusko)

WE FEEL MUCH SAFER

Boy who held pencil like gun suspended

"A pencil is a weapon when it is pointed at someone in a threatening way and gun noises are made," said Bethanne Bradshaw, a spokesperson for Suffolk Public Schools.

Actually, no. It's still just a pencil.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

NOW I FIND OUT

For women, it seems, there’s something about a man holding an instrument. That’s the conclusion of a just-published study from France, which found a man is more attractive to the opposite sex if there’s a guitar in his hand.

Ahem.

Rbr20

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

'DEAD GIVEAWAY'

Greatest interview ever.

THE ARMY IS ON HIGH ALERT

A revolutionary new pair of men’s underwear that “smells good” looks set to take France by storm once they are launched.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

How To Open 24 Beer Bottles At Once

(Thanks to John Regan)

IT'S FINE WITH THIS BLOG

A promotion that encouraged women to run in their underwear through city streets to win a voucher to buy clothes has been slammed by feminists. 

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Had it been for shoes there would have been bloodshed.")

KINKY

Hairy Tongue Helps Hovering Bats Suck Up Nectar

(Thanks to Joe in Japan and Bill Hudgins)

Another headline: Tongue Erections Help Bats Sop Up Nectar

(Thanks to Poker)

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO RIGHTS LEFT

San Francisco Bans Urinating, Defecating In Subway Trains

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

MEANWHILE IN FOREIGN AFFAIRS

United Nations Twitter Account Follows ‘Big Busty’ Porn Star

(Thanks to Dan inTustin)

'PRETTY MUCH IGNORING THE MAN ON THE HOOD'

Video shows man clinging to car after hit-and-run

(Thanks to Lani)

THERE IS NOTHING LOWER

Nut Thief Strikes

(Thanks to Greg Snow)

 
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