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May 03, 2013

BACK TO VIDEO GAMES

A 14-year-old boy in Illinois got the opposite of lucky when a prostitute, with whom he arranged a date while his parents were out, instead made off with his piggy bank.

(Thanks to ubetcha)

ATTENTION, OSCAR VOTERS

This is a triumph.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

AIRLINE PROFESSIONALS OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Two Air India pilots put the lives of 166 passengers on a Bangkok-Delhi flight in danger by taking a 40-minute break from the cockpit and getting two flight attendants to operate the plane in their absence. Their stunt almost ended in disaster after one of the flight attendants accidentally turned off the auto-pilot, forcing the pilots to rush back to their seats.

(Thanks to Ron G.)

NAME THAT STATE!

So he decided to approach her by laying down the smoothest pick-up maneuver possible: by walking up to her and her kids with his penis hanging out of his pants.

(Thanks to bfwallc)

Man strips naked after claiming to be a monkey outside 7-Eleven

(Thanks to funny man)

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE WORSENING SITUATION IN FLATHEAD COUNTY COULD NOT WORSEN ANY FURTHER

2:20 p.m. Reportedly, a small man on Mountain Meadow Road was screaming at another man who was attempting to tell him what to do.

(Thanks to frodolives and funny man)

THERE IS NOTHING LOWER

Police capture eel-poaching suspect in Hampton Falls

(Thanks to Poker and Glen Page)

ON THE OTHER HAND, IF YOU ORDER RAT, YOU GET LAMB

Rat Meat Sold as Lamb Highlights Food Fears in China

(Thanks to John Gregg, RussellMc, Ron G. and The Perts)

We saw Bogus Meat open for Phish.

(Thanks to Dave Emery)

MUST BE NICE TO BE A DANISH TV PERSONALITY

Danish TV personality Thomas Blachman creates a show where he judges women's nude bodies

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WE LIVE IN WONDROUS TIMES

Chicken diapers.

(Thanks to Ron G.)

CANADA HAS ALL THE LUCK

Jones Soda Co., a leader in the premium beverage category known for its unique branding, is releasing Poutine flavoured Jones Soda as a special, limited release item, exclusively in its Canadian markets.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

FATHER'S DAY IS COMING

Now you can buy a wallet made out of whale foreskin

(Thanks to Robert Mathis, who says, "But if you rub it, it becomes a carry-on bag.")

AND HE IS *NOT* SINGLE!

Man Addicted to the Taste of Bugs Reveals He Has Eaten Over 5,000 Insect Species

(Thanks to Monique)

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

Pennsylvania man ordered to stand trial in shooting of deer in Walmart parking lot

(Thanks to Greg Snow)

AND IF THEY CAN CATCH HER, THEY WILL KILL HER

Mum makes woollen cosies for reptiles

(Thanks to DaninTustin and Ron G.)

AT THAT POINT, YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH OBLIGATED TO BUY

Franklin man hits 2 employees, dealership building during test drive

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Incredibly, this did not happen in Florida.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

AW

Military dad makes daughter a camouflage prom dress

(Thanks to Dave Emery, who says "No indication what her date wore, but if I were him, I'd want it to be made of Kevlar...")

 
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