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May 02, 2013

THIS JUST IN, II

Internet lights up as new People's Daily HQ erected

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(Thanks to Ron G. and Alkali Bill)

CLEARLY, THEY ARE DEVASTATED

Couple Arrested for Having Sex on the Beach

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(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WE CANNOT COUNT THE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS

If you've wondered how astronauts throw up in zero gravity, wonder no more.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson

SCIENCE

Beard Study Shows Heavy Stubble Makes Men Especially Attractive To Women

(Thanks to funny man)

IT'S A WONDER ANYBODY NOTICED

Miami officer drives up utility pole

(Thanks to Woozy Barnes)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Giant rubber duck brings floating joy to Hong Kong

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(Thanks to Jay Brandes, jon harris and Jeff Meyerson)

THIS JUST IN

Shaky Dix, confident Clark, but no knockout punch in B.C. leaders' debate

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

JUSTICE

Man sues Virgin America after being accused of not flushing

(Thanks to The Perts and B'game)

THIS IS THE BUSINESS WE'VE CHOSEN

The owner of the Sno Cone Joe franchise reportedly stalked a Mr. Ding-a-Ling ice cream vendor, telling the man, “You don’t have a chance! This is my town!”

(Thanks to Catherine Thatch, B'game, R&L Stevenson, Little Big Man, Matt Filar, Janice Gelb, jon harris, oneblankspace and Gene)

ALSO DONALD TRUMP HAS PURCHASED THE EIFEL TOWER

The French government is set to auction off 1,200 bottles of wine at the end of this month in an effort to raise money for the struggling state.

(Thanks to The Perts)

GUYS IN ACTION

Authorities say a South Florida man nearly drowned after jumping into a storm drain seeking a woman's dropped keys — fortified first by chugging a bottle of rum to keep warm.

(Thanks to Robert Mathis and Jeff Meyerson)

STEP ASIDE, GRAND CANYON

The Saskatchewan Hoodoo Mattress Mesa

(Thanks to Ralph)

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

Predictors of three-dimensional breast kinematics during bare-breasted running.

(Thanks to jon harris)

SOUTH FLORIDA LAW ENFORCEMENT PROFESSIONAL OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Tomas Muñoz, a 15-year veteran of the department, has been suspended with pay after being arrested Saturday and charged with cocaine possession and carrying drug paraphernalia.  He says he’s innocent — and he was set up by his girlfriend’s pimp.

(Thanks to Nancy)

IN THE ONGOING SCIENTIFIC EFFORT TO TURN PREGNANT WOMEN INTO CRAZY PEOPLE:

How eating seaweed, ice cream and strawberries in pregnancy could make your child better at spelling

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

 
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