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April 21, 2013


Father And Son Don’t Get Their Chicken Wings, Return To Restaurant With AK-47

(Thanks to Ralph)


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I saw Aggravated Assault open for Guns 'N Roses.

Now I'm sittin' here in jail.
I cain't even make my bail.
I only fight for important things,
like my Pirtle’s Chicken wings.

I'll be here all week. Tip the Blog.

"They are reported to be members of a militia led by one Colonel Sanders..."

With apologies to J. Buffett:

And now I wish I was somewhere other than here
Down in some honky tonk, sippin' on a beer
Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here
Because that great chicken wing caper
Cost me two good years

Must be some great wings.

it aint the guns. its the stupid.

If they get their wings, they will fly the coop.

"Next time they better get them wings right."


Ah, an AK-47 machine gun, eh? At least the journalist knew the difference between rounds and bullets, this time.

Hard to imagine this happening over gizzards.

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun and no chicken wings . . .

it aint the guns, its the stupid

Yeah, but the gun is a force multiplier.

Also, if I left a restaurant and found they snuck waste parts chicken wings into my doggie bag I'd be tempted to return them with prejudice.

Are you sure that wasn't the Chick-fil-a cows in disguise?

Skeptic is right. AK-47s available in the US are not machine guns. One shot per trigger pull. Just like the Remington .22 I got for Christmas back in 1966.

It's so great to see a father spending quality bonding time with his son. Blog ladies, you know a guy like that would be great relationship material...

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