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April 25, 2013

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER

Gonorrhea Doomsday

(Thanks to jon harris)

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" Heros of the Gonorrhea League " opens Memorial Day at theaters everywhere.

I saw them open for Meat Loaf.

*clap* for Clankie.

So gonorrhea is going the way of the pubic louse...

...extinct, I mean.

Buh bye and don't let the door hit you in the nuts on the way out,

"...we are running out of the first-line treatment options that we like to use."

So we're falling back on the treatments we don't like to use, such as ducking, cupping, bleeding, purging, and leeches. Well, some of us do like to use those treatments. Actually, quite a few of us.

So it turns out that promiscuity is a bad thing after all.

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