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April 30, 2013


A University of Florida student was arrested for a Saturday incident in which he was wandering around naked, making random statements about God and, first, telling people not to cut off his penis and then to cut it off, Gainesville police reported.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and DaninTustin)


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Tased Six Times opened for Three Doors Down.

Lucy in the sky with dumbshits.

oh, duuude. you be sooooo..........stupit.

First there is no penis,
Then there is a penis,
Then there is no penis,
Then there is.

Geezer train, Special tour car for those who remember Donovan, track VI.

Oh Juanita, I called your name.

So it wasn't cut off because the penis mightier than the sword?

*groans* at Ralph. Good one though.

Ralph Wiggums goes to college.

Memorable quotes:

"My parents won't let me use scissors."

"When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar."

"That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things."

"This snowflake tastes like fish sticks."

"I dress myself."

"I bent my wookie."

The ghost of Joe Friday is in Florida saying, "I KNEW it!"

*Snork* Omniskeptic.

But how do you succeed at step 2?

Super Glue?

Or a McWrap?

Ack Attack.

I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend. Until the LSD wears off and I'm dragging a stolen mannequin around a parking lot . . .

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