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April 26, 2013


It's Hug an Australian Day.

(Thanks to jon harris)


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(=I Won't, And You Can't Make Me!)

I pick Nicole Kidman. Or Yvonne Strahovski. Or Miranda Otto...

Michelle Janneke!

Today's typo brought to you by the letter "a"...

I dibs Olivia Newton John...if I can get the geezer bus started.

And remember everyone, tomorrow is "Hope to get sexual assault charges dropped by Australian Hug Victim" day.

What's an Australian?

*HUGS* Russell Crowe and Hugh Jackman.

Before you hug an Aussie, make sure they do not have killer spiders in their hair, or death adders in their pockets, or gators in their pants. Because Australia is not like your home town, and they just might.

I was once in Darwin, on military orders, which showed me going on to Perth. A pretty Australian lass at immigration asked me if I was going on to pith. I said , “No, I didn't have to." I was very embarrassed after I realized what she was asking. I would pick her. She was very good natured.

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