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March 07, 2013

YOU KNOW THE STATE

Naked man declares he loves cocaine and needs more

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Jeff Meyerson)

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He doesn't really love cocaine. He just wants to get into its pants.

"Cocaine...it's running around my brain."

he was just looking for a dose of police-assisted tasering

Funner than a barrel of monkeys. Thought he was playing with a barrel of monkeys. Police wished it was a barrel of monkeys - less trouble.

Is nudity so wrong at "Bel-Aire Apartments?"

The key to success in life, I've been told, is to find what you love and do it.
No?
Well, sh...oot.

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