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Well, I can watch this video or I can do today's crossword puzzle. Let's see, 5 across...
Posted by: padraig | March 05, 2013 at 10:27 AM
I think I'll let someone else be the first to click on the link in case it's another Manilow picture.
Actually, a Manilow picture would be worse than eyeball blood.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | March 05, 2013 at 10:29 AM
I can't believe I watched that. It would help ward off Mikey and nursecindy and the bikini wax truck, however.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 05, 2013 at 10:43 AM
Watch this lizard shoot a five-foot stream of blood from its eyeballs.
No.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 05, 2013 at 11:05 AM
I had a customer do that once. His face turned red and he called me a mortar forker.
Posted by: Alien8 | March 05, 2013 at 11:15 AM
Me also-NO!!!
Posted by: maryqos | March 05, 2013 at 12:28 PM
Wouldn't predators be meat-eaters and like blood ? What is the evolutionary principle behind this ? You don't hear of fish squirting blood at sharks.
Posted by: LeDud | March 05, 2013 at 12:37 PM
Not only no, but HELL no!
Posted by: ubetcha | March 05, 2013 at 01:04 PM
I watched it. I'm not proud of it either.
And I'm with LeDud. The only predator I can think of that would be warded off by this is the female human. And I don't see them ever getting within 5 feet of a lizard in the first place.
Posted by: JD | March 05, 2013 at 01:29 PM
I call BS ... it's not REAL blood, it's SCX ... Heinz, anyone?
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 05, 2013 at 01:36 PM
"Eye of Newt, blood of lizard,
Cool it with a ... um, chicken gizzard."
Forsooth, Bacon, stuck I am again. Hast thou got anything?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 05, 2013 at 02:03 PM
Barbara Boxer, contemplating the death of a polar bear.
Posted by: Clankie | March 05, 2013 at 02:53 PM
I thought it was a Newt watching Chris Christie be relevant.
Posted by: Alien8 | March 05, 2013 at 03:11 PM
That reminds me. My alimony payment is due.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 05, 2013 at 04:21 PM
Yep, LeDud, that would just be "lizard ketchup" for the coyote.
Or Bear Grylls.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | March 05, 2013 at 04:36 PM
Hmm. Oh BOY! If I can eat this animal, I'll get all that delicious, bloody meat!
Oh, noes! What's that?! Blood!
Argh!!
Oh, well, at least it's not another falling anvil.
(I'm not sure of the logic behind this but I can't come up with another scenario).
Posted by: Steve | March 05, 2013 at 05:35 PM
Meep! Meep!
Posted by: Road Runner | March 05, 2013 at 11:25 PM
My brother and I, played with these lizards while growing up in the White Mountains of Arizona. We called them horny toads. I never saw them squirt blood, even though we were aware that they could. They didn't scare away this girl.
Posted by: GreenEyedDaisy | March 06, 2013 at 04:21 PM
Must be hell on tiny lizard contact lens.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 06, 2013 at 04:43 PM