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March 15, 2013

YIKES

Penis Snatching on the Rise -- Africa’s Genital-Stealing Crime Wave Hits the Countryside

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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He could go on the lecture circuit to tout abstinence as a birth control method.

Speaking of penisssessss. Just took resident border collie into local pet store and she was given a dried bull penis as a treat. Seems 'tis good for protecting teeth from tartar build-up.

Shrinkage?

Jan, I think I'd rather have the tartar build up. In fact, I don't think. I'm absolutely certain I would have my teeth rot right out of my head before I would ever chew on a bull penis...dried or otherwise. And I'm sure my dog feels the same way.

As for the penis snatching story, I'll add it to my list of reasons I've never been interested in visiting Africa.

Hint: This was seen on The Jersey Shore

I bet they'd fall for the "Got your nose!" trick every single time.

There was a scary secretary named Big Red in the McLennan County Courthouse who had this exact same effect on randy lawmen.

I must have read this headline 3 times before I realized: Doo dah, doo dah!

Sounds like this could be a very effective anti-terrorist weapon. "Tell us where the terrorists are or, see that drone up there...?" Given the power of suggestion we could cause mass panic. And the best thing is we don't actually have to do a thing - people will mess with their own heads.

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