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March 08, 2013


This woman has the world's strongest vagina

(Thanks to bonmot)


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A girl in high school was labeled with the name, Lizard Skin. It got around. But I do not recall the class having a World's Strongest Vagina designation.

*Our library was designated The Beaver Shot Palace and I'm sure I must not have been paying attention when pet names were discussed at the Palace.


♫(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater
I wouldn't if I were you
I know what she can do
She's deadly man, she could really rip your world apart... ♪

Mama always told me women have teeth down there. Looks like mama was right.

I didn't know that Guinness even kept track of this talent. Who does the testing, verification of the weights and certification that no rules have been violated (super glue, orifice other than vagina employed, etc.) by other hopefuls for the crown?

I am put in mind, unfortunately, of a very old Eddie Murphy bit about a gay Mr. T.

Apparently she accidentally showed up to an audition of the Vagina Monologues.

That's not how *I* learned to do the snatch lift....

The real question is, will Vagina Weightlifting squeeze into the next Olympics?

Jeff. No.

But it could replace wrestling!

robr. No it won't. Trust me.

Xenia Onatop is jealous.

Where was the official event where she clenched the title?

At least she does not have the world's strongest smelling vagina.

Ralph, too easy - it was in Intercourse, PA

Does she wear crotchless spandex in the gym?

I saw a floor show in Thailand where a woman shot chicken eggs across the room to be caught in a basket held by another person. They later broke the eggs to show they were fresh and real. She also used her lady parts to chew up a hot-dog into bite-sized pieces.

Or maybe it was a banana. It was a long time ago. 1972.

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