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March 18, 2013

WHICH IS WHY IT NEVER GETS INVITED ANYWHERE

Giant Sea Cucumber Eats With Its Anus

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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I remember Cartman doing that on South Park to win a bet that he could poop out of his mouth.

As last, we know the etymology of the phrase, "This tastes like ass!"

It can pump 3.5 to 4 cups of water per hour through its anus

That must mean it drinks Coors Lite.

Let Dr. Phil try to convince that creature that life on those terms is worth living.


This is how the Kardashians do it.

You just KNOW that Mrs. Cucumber asks, "Does this make my a$$ look big after EVERY freaking Thanksgiving dinner.

That was the favorite party trick of one of my college roommates. He had to have a bunch of beer first, though.

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