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March 26, 2013

WHERE HE WAS, OF COURSE, WAS FLATHEAD COUNTY

8:57 a.m. A man called 911 stating that he knew he was in Hungry Horse, but otherwise had no idea where he was.

(Thanks to Joseph McConnell)

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Sounds like Spring Break in Orlando.

Never look a Hungry Horse In the mouth. Bad breath?
Bad teeth?

Neigh.

You'll realise your in the Flathead Zone (county).

Sounds like he needs more coffee.

I saw Dancing Toddler & the Habitually Loose Chihuahuas open for Springsteen, or perhaps Manilow.

3:34 p.m. A Kalispell woman complained that a handful of her neighbor’s habitually loose chihuahuas chased her son home from school today.

Kick a chihuahua for a man and you've helped him for a day. Teach a man to kick a chihuahua and you've helped him for life.

It's odd that no one's gotten drunk and bought a big snake yet.

Case of the Dancing Toddler WBAGNF a Sherlock Holmes mystery story.

and it was a busy day in the life of crime

film at 11

Psssst Riverdude. The video guy is on vacation this week. His boss is working on the video, so it might be ready by Thursday.

LeDud, fair warning: nursecindy has a chihuahua she is very fond of and access to the "male grooming truck" so watch out.

Hey LeDud! Come over here. I've got something for you! I'll show you what happens when you kick a poor, little, defenseless Chihuahua.

Chihuahuas are an easy target for humor (like the French,) but consider: when you drive by one of those K9 Unit SUVs, the face staring at you from the back seat window is usually not that of a Chihuahua, and that says something about their decision-making capacity.

"Hmmm, let's see. A life of adoring, pampered luxury, or a career chasing dangerous and not all that tasty bad buys. Which, oh which, will I choose?" Although I'm intensely fond of German Shepherds, I can see the Chihuahuas' point.

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