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March 03, 2013

WHEN THE PERSON IS NAVIGATING BY OPENING THE CAR DOOR AND FOLLOWING THE HIGHWAY CENTER STRIPE (NOT THAT WE HAVE EVER DONE SUCH A THING)

When is someone too stoned to drive?

(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)

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Well, I once rode a Triumph Sprint, with a passenger, all the way from the WV line to Columbus in a rain storm so blinding that all I could do was watch the side line.

Why didn't we pull over? Well, you know, nobody else did, and ...

Omni - been there, done that.

Dave, I find that sticking my entire head out of the car usually works too.

The real problem is seeing through the orange Cheeto dust fog on the windshield.

Uh.....uh....what was the question man.

Dave's not here, man,

Why did they have to open the door... Never mind, I just figured out that the window on that side probably doesn't roll down.

Nope, I've never done this either. In fact, I've never done it quite a number of times.

Padraig, if you stick you head out the window then it's obvious that you're stoned or something.

my question egggsackly eyegore. huh...

From the "10 Guy" meme:

OFFICER: How high are you, son?

10 GUY: No, no. It's "Hi, how are you."

If the car is pulling a sled carrying giant boobs, do a blood test.

Max ... Or, you're a dog. Or a stoned dog, possibly.

Science has no answers for this.

SNORK at Ernie.

Max, if your head's out the window, you also might be puking neon green all over the road, after having had a little too much creme de menthe.

(Not that this ever happened to my dad in his younger days, or anything.)

Quite often had to drive with my head stuck out the window of my Fiat 500 so's I could see each bit of white line, when caught in pea-souper back when I was a young 'un in Yorkshire. White knuckle driving would be a gross understatement.

Clearly, they should all be issued Florida drivers' licenses immediately.

When the cop pulls you over for doing 90 and you tell him you were only doing 30, that's a bad thing.

See, I kind of don't get this.

If I'm too stoned to drive, I'm cowering in my room baffled at the idea of climbing into a death machine and counting on the sanity and competence of other drivers to prevent me from being smashed into a blood pancake anyway, you know?

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