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March 17, 2013

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A *LOT* OF PASSION

A 55-gallon drum of Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant

(Thanks to jon harris, who says "Hard to believe there are only two left.")

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I was on the fence until I saw "Lube pump included". I'm definitely in now. Pun intended.

If you are looking for a simply jaw-dropping amount of lube, Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant is ready to get the fun started with this 55 gallon drum!

Par-tay!

Send one to Washington, not that they need it.

Why did I picture a 1960s rock band called "Tricky Dick and the Lube-sters" headed by a guy born in a dark suit, spasmodically raising both hands in "V" signs?

Musta got another shipment ... now sez "10 in stock" ... tho I seriously doubt the trustworthiness of this ad ... A mere $34.95 to ship an oversized package that weighs 500 pounds? Either they're gouging on the markup or ... well, they' e gotta be price-gouging on the sale price ... not gonna find any common carriers willing to transport anywhere in the country fer sumthin THAT bulky/heavy ... unless mebbe that's the shipping cost (each) if y'all purchase all 10 ...

Economy Costco orgy size. Sounds like a slippery deal to me.

what could be more 'natural' ?

Green beer is more natural ... is it not?

I do love the product reviews.

Sure, go ahead and laugh. You don't get to go through menopause. I could use that sucker up in ... well, just let me at it.

Not going to ask what jon was looking for when he found this gem.

The guys at K-Y were caught off guard. They are doing an informercial with a 60-gallon drum and free shipping. But waiting, pay a processing fee and you'll get two drums.....never mind.

You know that Kentucky Jelly stuff tastes really bad.

"Sometimes you need a loudspeaker, a Barry White CD, and a 55-gallon drum of lube."

Jan, George Takei mentioned it last week. And since he is exactly the type of person to come across this, we need not ask how George Takei found it. I believe he has a staff of butlers to trawl Amazon for humorous listings.

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