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March 26, 2013

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR PHISH

Cubic Wombat Poop

(Thanks to The Amazing Steve)

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The Moosedawg did this and he weighed 100 pounds. Maybe that's why the missus left me.

Hogs,

That or the fact that you "ignored"(or guy invisible) it and she had to clean it up? Huh?

Guys, be warned. Ladies can tell the difference between real diamonds and cubic wombat poop, no matter what the salesman says.

Those were not cubes.

So yes, wombat's mating process is not unlike some of the most frightening pornography on the internet.

How does the author know this ? When you point at a wombat, three fingers point back at you !

This has been a perplexing issue for a long time. In 1993, I heard the following from a Tasmanian naturalist:

"I asked an engineering guy
To clear up my confusion
He said the answer to my cry
Was a cut-off square extrusion."

That's hemorrhoid killer.

Leaving aside the scatology for a moment, what is the critter in the picture communicating with that, um, expression? Or do I not want to know?

Bug deal. We've all been known to sh*t bricks once in a while.

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