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March 12, 2013

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR MOBY GRAPE

Ukrainian Attack Dolphins on the Loose

(Thanks to wiredog)

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You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my Ukranian colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly?

Relax. Unless the knives are very small, they'll never get past the TSA.

Wrong, Omni. They removed the body scanners

and dolphins swim and jump, not exactly "fly".

Didn't you hear about the dolphins protesting being
on the no-fly list when TSA started it's so-called
"job"?

Overhead on a Ukranian pier:

"No, Flipper, don't jump at my heart,,,
AAIIIEEEEE!!!! OWWWWWWWWWW!!..."

What's this reference to "We Saw Them Open for Moby Grape?" Just curious... Any Moby Grape fans out there?

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