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March 13, 2013

WE KNOW WE BLOGGED THIS STORY ALREADY, BUT THE HEADLINES ARE GETTING BETTER

Heavily Armed Sex Crazed Dolphins On Rampage In Black Sea

(Thanks to Julie Voss)

Update: Never mind.

(Thanks to Dave Emery)

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I saw the Sex Crazed Dolphins open for The Ramones at The Bayou in Georgetown back in 83. No idea if Dolph and Porp were heavily armed, however.

Bet on it. If you had to share the seas with us, wouldn't you be?

Sharks with frickin' lasers...

Cancel the alerts. Stand down the drones. Cut the defense budget. Oh, and notify the French. No real hurry about that last item, though, Corporal.

Heavily Armed Sex Crazed Dolphins WBAGNFARB, especially if they have a bass drum.

Yes, that was on porpoise.

Not worried even prior to the update ... no increase in dolphin sightings here in Nodak ...

That's just because Wikileaks hasn't broken the story about the stealth sex crazed armed dolphins yet.

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