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March 12, 2013

WE DON'T KNOW WHY CIVILIANS ARE ALLOWED TO POSSESS THOSE THINGS

Dingus owner fined $1K

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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If you ban Dingi only criminals will have Dingi...

Dingus Squatford Jr.

Dingus? He barely touched us!

Obligatory Bogart reference here: "And you think the dingus is worth a million, huh?..."

It's Iowa, Jake.

I looked up dingus online in the Urban Dictionary:

A person who is exceptionally goofy or awkward in nature, but in an endearing and lovable way
Example:The tall, lanky dingus with glasses and long hair stumbled across the room and fell over the Gamecube wires.

With the lord as my witness, I thought Dingus could fly!

With the lord as my witness, I next thought Dingus was Festus's last name. (Gunsmoke reference)

Oh. So the guy didn't actually OWN a dingus? That's a shame.

Can I have a doggle with my dingus? And a draft too?

And don't forget the grey poupon!

My first car was a 1963 Dingus.

He was charged with leaving his Dingus open. If your dingus dangles more than 4 hours you're in big trouble

Guess we'll have to patronize the Doohickey Lounge from now on.


What's Walter's opinion on the Dingus? Because he would know.

This dingus never heard of taxis?

Dirty Dingus Magee was a 1970's Frank Sinatra movie, if I recall correctly.

Found it! Here's a typical quote:

Sergeant: Indians, sir!
Brig. Gen. George: My God, we're in luck. We will make our stand here, Sergeant!
Sergeant: Yes sir!
Brig. Gen. George: Circle the wagons!
Sergeant: We ain't got enough, sir.
Brig. Gen. George: Well, then make a half moon!

Moving on to the Whatchamacallit Bar, Grill and Laundromat....

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