WE CAN QUIT ANY TIME WE WANT
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March 22, 2013
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Whew - got a 37.
20 - 49 points: You are an average on-line user. You may surf the Web a bit too long at times, but you have control over your usage.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 22, 2013 at 09:13 AM
Only a 58. Darn!
50 -79 points: You are experiencing occasional or frequent problems because of the Internet. You should consider their full impact on your life.
Posted by: Jerald Nichols | March 22, 2013 at 09:47 AM
I'm confused; the lowest category begins at 20, and I got 18. Do I need to up my time online? That would be difficult.
Posted by: Dmentd | March 22, 2013 at 10:03 AM
Only a 60? Thought I would score higher than that. Perhaps because I answered "Does not apply" to every question that implied I have relationships outside of the internet.
Posted by: wiredog | March 22, 2013 at 10:21 AM
I got a 17 but the test is skewed. They had no place for "Never".
Posted by: Steve | March 22, 2013 at 10:51 AM
"... the excitement of the Internet ..."?
This sort of silly, pointless "journalism" just makes me want to ... oh, excuse me. There's a bunch of new stories on Dave's blog. Animal news! Great! Back in a few minutes.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 22, 2013 at 10:55 AM
Man, I'm hurting bad. Do you know if I can score a hotspot around here?
I got a 32 but I agree with Steve. They needed a 'never' option.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 22, 2013 at 12:05 PM
21-ish.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | March 22, 2013 at 01:27 PM
"...soothing thoughts of the internet..."????
Not as long as there's the Flathead Beacon.
29! Same as my age for the last 22 years.
Posted by: JD | March 22, 2013 at 06:12 PM
Shouldn't the scores be in binary numbers? I got 11111.
Posted by: Ralph | March 22, 2013 at 07:01 PM
I thought maybe clicking on the link would just pop up a "you fail" message.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 22, 2013 at 08:28 PM
36...mmmm...have to look for some more boobs online.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 22, 2013 at 09:38 PM
Flathead County doesn't meet your needs? Oh, not that kind of boobs. Sorry.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 23, 2013 at 09:46 AM