TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

A Canadian couple faces domestic assault charges after attacking each other with chips and dip after apparently fighting over the last beer.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody and Ralph)

Comments

[Omniskeptic]

But what were they wearing? Besides the snax, I mean.

[ScottMGS]

It sounds like it was a legitimate duel. No need to get law enforcement involved.

[Jeff Meyerson]

First it was the Thin Mints Melee...

I was shocked, shocked I tell you, that alcohol appars to have been involved.

[afkat]

Well thank God, according to other news reports, that it was Canadian beer. It would really have been a crime if American beer was involved....

[Loudmouth]

Sounds more like foreplay.