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March 14, 2013

TIME FOR A BENEFIT CONCERT

Large kangaroo scrotums are in short supply for a souvenir-making taxidermist after the continuing rain drove kangaroos beyond the range of shooters.

(Thanks to wiredog)

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Kangaroo Scrotums - good opening act for The Turds of Misery, no?

money quote:
"especially for the red kangaroo, it's hard to get hold of the scrotums."

"they don't have the right-sized testicles," he said, "we want the big ones."

To make a keychain?

I saw Large Kangaroo Scrotums warming up for Def Leppard back in '92. Helluva show!

Florida has nothing on Australia for weirdness.

I read that headline 3 times, but my brain refuses to process it.

I suppose there's a good reason why they don't include a photo of the finished product.

Remember that old ghost story that ends with the deceased stumping up the stairs whispering, "I want my HAND back!"?
Listen! Is that a kangaroo on the steps?
And does he sound really pi$$ed?
And limping, maybe?

Canadian gun shops?

Suzie Q.: Take your choice.

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