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March 22, 2013

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Woman hid tadpoles in her mouth at airport

(Thanks to Ralph)

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I'm glad the article cleared up the question whether she pit or swallowed.

The temptation to make a very sexist joke is darn near impossible to resist.
So I'll tell my wife.

Punchline:

Man: "So are you donating blood again?"
Woman (with cheeks puffed out): "um-mmmmm" (no)

(Future) Frog in her throat?

It helps to keep them warm.

Ma'am, are your dentures wriggling or are you just glad to see me?

All the while, she's thankful they didn't check the
other body cavities...use your imagination...

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