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March 08, 2013

THERE'S PROBABLY A PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPLANATION

Brazil: Police Puzzle Over 7 Gift-Wrapped Skulls

(Thanks to Loudmouth)

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Probably a gift from Chicago:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/01/15/17-human-heads-reportedly-found-at-chicago-ohare-international-airport/

I don't think you'll be able to re-gift theses...

Well, what kind of wrapping paper was it? Christmas, birthday, Hannukkah? That could be a clue.

Don't look a gift skull in the mouth.

Pogo --
7 missing heads would be well within the margin of error for voter registration rolls.

I rhink they lost one.

Hey, they were just helping the police get a head,
times seven. Gift wrapping didn't cost extra, so
why not?

Alfredo?

I don't see the problem. I've given my heart away a number of times.

So that's what happened to my extra "just in case" Christmas gifts.

this crime needs to be solved soon, or heads are gonna roll!

Didn't the Seven Gift-Wrapped Skulls open for Marilyn Manson? Or was that "Skells?"

The police hope to solve the mystery and raise their esprit de corpse.

No Christmas skates or swift tobogan:
just a gift wrapped human noggin.

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