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March 03, 2013

THERE IS NOTHING LOWER

Among those pardoned was a Massachusetts fishing magnate who pleaded guilty more than 20 years ago to laundering Canadian fish...

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

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Maybe it sounds trivial to you, but consider the poor laundromat owner.

Exactly, Omni. And what about the fish? Maybe it didn't want extra starch.

Clumsy, everyone knows Canadian fish have to be laundered through the Caymans. He could have gotten away with Mexican fish doing what American fish wouldn't do.

A tempest in a teapot. It's important to have clean fish.

I thought Laundered Fish was a Phish tribute band.

Mickey Gilley wanted to sit in with them once, just for the halibut, but he had to cancel. He had a a sore trout.

(Think of all the fish jokes this might span!)

Geezer bus transfer passes to anyone who remembers the short-lived prime time Simpsons knockoff, Fish Police. Sadly, I must admit that I watched the entire series - all three episodes.

I tried to run a fish laundry, but hiring all those fish was a nightmare. It spawned a lot of problems, if you see what I mean.

What do you use to launder fish?

Tide!

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