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March 06, 2013

STATE OF ROMANCE

Idaho's hot spot: Based on tallies, the local Walmart store is a popular place for Idahoans to pine for strangers.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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E-Harmony-Mart. Horny in bedding.


We hear the 'swingers' go to K-mart.

Daddy, where did I come from?

WalMart.

All I ever pined for was the fjords.

Or maybe it was the Pontiacs...

Congrats to Tony83703 for the Comment of the Day:

When I read this, I was reminded of the comment advising women who head to Alaska looking for potential husbands: "The odds are good, but the goods are odd."

So, "pine" is Idahoan for "troll"?

If you can't smile at someone and make some meaningless comment as an excuse to chat, there's no use posting anonymous ads. "I saw you in the frozen foods and immediately turned red and walked away giggling hysterically. And I'm SINGLE! Call me maybe?"

And the ad read: I saw you checking me out in Wal-Mart last Tuesday. I have a gun and I am not afraid to use it, lady. Back off.

Idaho?

YOU da ho!

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