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March 29, 2013

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER

Autonomous Robot Jellyfish

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

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I saw Autonomous Robot Jellyfish warming up for Atomic Rooster back in '73. Helluva show.

Didn't they also open for Styx on the "Mr Roboto" tour in 84?

What could possibly go wrong?

I bet it would work as well as that porn thing.

I noticed they look really "wired". Just think of the sounds they can record. Or destroy...

"Didn't they also open for Styx?"

I think they had a hit record with "It Must Be Jelly(Cause Jam Don't Shake That Way)."

What next... designing nuclear subs that look like giant Tootsie Rolls ...?

You know, of course, that there's an entire department at DARPA devoted to the question, "What absurd mimicking of nature can we bake into an RFP next?"

"I know, robot hamsters!"

"Fooey, been done already."

"Um, OK, robot ... barnacles!"

"Too silly, too silly. And Lockheed already thought of that on their own."

"Robot ... defense contractors!"

"You fool! Who do you think puts together the bids on this stuff now?"

"Dammit! This is harder than I thought it would be. Oh, hell ... Robot ... blog posters!"

"Here, have another glass of peep vodka."

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