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March 26, 2013

PARTY!

Prostitute who 'died' having sex in hotel climbs from coffin screaming at police

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Quite a trick...

we were all convinced that she had died because she was just cold

Sounds like my ex.

I saw Screaming Jay Hawkins do that act at Motown review one time.

That must have been some orgasm.

I'm relatively sure that my local police force doesn't have steel coffins as standard equipment. At least I hope not.

Flathead County worthy reporting.

Didn't I hear this same story around the time of the national party conventions last summer?

Did anyone think to check her pulse? Morons.

I thought zombies always wanted braaains, not doughnuts.

Her name is ManDlo? That shoulda been a clue.


Jeff, if your internet surfing records are ever subpoenaed, you are going away for a long, long time.

cindy, what happens in Bulawayo stays there


Police reportedly kept their cool and tried to reason with the woman.

Ma'am? Ma'am? You are most assuredly dead. Otherwise, why would you be in this steel coffin?


Um. Been to Bulawayo. Nothing would cause me to pause.

That's a wierd act, wonder how much she charges

A crowd which had gathered to watch the woman's "dead" body being removed ran for their lives when she woke.

"It was like a movie. People were running away in different directions. It was a scary incident because we were all convinced that she had died because she was just cold.

Oh gawwwd! I can't stop laughing! Somebody please tell me there's video of this out there! Please!!!!

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