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March 26, 2013


Don't drink and buy snakes.

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)


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You should told us his on the 17th!!!! Bad reporter!!!

The snake goddess with the tambourine warned him about the hazards of strong drink.

"Ninda Gill, prosecuting, said the python was stolen with eight others from an outhouse in Hillfields in January."

Snakes in an outhouse? I'd be "rearing up" too!

He was confronted by the snake ‘‘rearing up’’ at his mate who was still snoozing on the sofa.
I'm no editor but shouldn't this say the snake was "rearing up" at his former mate?

some folks just know how to live!

Mothers Against Drunk Snake Purchases...

...would not be a good name for a rock band.

I hate to say it, but this is a good reason to drink light beer. Or maybe to drink real beer and sleep with a shotgun.

He tried to sell a python to a pet shop in Birmingham? That's silly -- pythons belong in pet shops in Bolton and Ipswitch.

Pythons don't come from next door! They come from the Zoo!

When they say "traveller," they mean "gypsy." Because what could go wrong when you buy a snake from a passing gypsy, right?

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