OF COURSE THIS WILL MEAN A 23% TUITION HIKE
Duke gets softer toilet paper after rash of complaints
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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March 05, 2013
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Waah, waah. I'm from Duke and my rich bottom is all red. I need softer t-paper and some incentives to keep going on. Waah, waah. You would never hear this from a Carolina Tarheel.
Posted by: nursecindy the Tarheel | March 05, 2013 at 10:22 AM
A "rash" of complaints about toilet paper, they say? So Dookies think they have a lower standard of humor than This Blog? I, for one, think not.
Posted by: padraig | March 05, 2013 at 10:25 AM
How many are in a rash? Is it more than a dozen, less than a google, somewhere around a plethora?
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | March 05, 2013 at 10:31 AM
"rash" of complaints?
Really?
No Charmin for you.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 05, 2013 at 10:35 AM
And they will need to hire an Associate Dean for Tissue Diversity.
Posted by: OldPhil | March 05, 2013 at 11:59 AM
You can tell those pampered elitists at Duke to take this toilet paper and stic ... hmm, wait a minute. That's sort of the point, I guess.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 05, 2013 at 02:05 PM
Sign over the joy roll says:
" Duke diplomas. Take one . "
Posted by: Clankie | March 05, 2013 at 02:55 PM
coming soon to an elitist school near you!: gold-leafed 3-ply* toilet paper, made exclusively of recycled silk sheets from some of Europe's finest 5-star hotels, *third ply offers protection a gold-leafed layer of between the wiper's hand and the 2-ply "wiping layer"
Posted by: jeffluence | March 05, 2013 at 04:00 PM
Well, if there's a rash the first thing I'd do is change toilet paper.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 05, 2013 at 04:23 PM
Did the Duke medical school collect tissue samples?
I predict Duke will be wiped out during March Madness.
(Sorry, I'm on a roll here.)
I'm considering making a special roll of TP, with pretty photos on it, just for single women.
I'm going to call it "Prints Charmin".
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 05, 2013 at 10:26 PM
PB, you have a roll in Marketing, clearly.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 06, 2013 at 07:41 AM