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March 10, 2013

NOW THAT ILLINOIS HAS SOLVED ALL OF ITS OTHER PROBLEMS

Illinois lawmaker wants to ban sale of lion meat

(Thanks to Matt Filar, who says "stock up while you can.")

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When has the notion that a law is unnecessary and even patently absurd ever stopped anybody?

Is this actually an issue in Illinois? Or are our state legislators still smoking crack?

Didn't Lion Meat miss a plane and fail to show at Woodstock? *loud buzzer* It was Iron Butterfly who regret this fact to this day.


I'd be lion if I said I cared about Illinois. Unless their citizenry starts feeding their legislators to lions. If that happens, call me.

it could become a mane course....

I certainly don't want my grocery lyin' about what I'm buying.

Geezer song relic, from 1976:

...But man, I still think them cats are crazy.

Now playing: Lion Eyes.

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