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March 27, 2013

MEANWHILE IN SPORTS

Minor League Baseball Team to Debut Urinal Video Games

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Steven Pudio, Michael McNelis and Bill Hudgins, who says, "Just imagine the fantasy league)

Here's another version that begins "Talk about streaming media...."

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

We considered making a joke about the National Pisstime, but we have too much class.

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space games will feature shooting at uranus

^... or 'from'...

Shy bladder=loser.

Will it survive the first time it tells a customer they play like a girl.

From the NY Daily News version:

Urine for a good time at Coca-Cola Park's male bathrooms this season.

A brand-new “urinal game system” will let fans of Lehigh Valley’s IronPigs live-stream a video game right from the restroom. And it’s completely “p-controlled.”

“These games are sure to make a huge splash," IronPigs General Manager Kurt Landes told MiLB.com.

I hear Bob Uecker's voice: "JU-U-SST a bit outside, he tried for the corner and missed."

Seems like sexism. The women should have their own version. Instead of shooting, maybe shopping or fashion accessories (I begin to back away from the screen and plan my escape .....)

I predict a large increase in purchases of drinks this season, mostly by guys.......

Someone's gonna start cheating with a water pistol.

I go to a couple of games a year there. They're in Allentown, the AAA Phillies team. (Here in Scranton we have the Yankees AAA). The urinal lines aren't long enough already, now everybody will have to wait for some hops and barley saturated maroon doing his thing for ten minutes trying to reach the next level.

I shall report my scores back to the blog.

Layz, you might want to start a league for this. As commish, you could probably get a cut from the beer sales. You could probably charge dues and hand out trophies at the end of the season. Then when you become a millionaire, we can watch Mat Lauer interview you.

Dud, great idea. All I need need are umpires to watch. Interested?

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